Basically for my own reference for years down the line. Lots of details, lots of gore, lots of love :)
On the morning of 11/11/14 Evan and I woke up with great excitement because today was our official due date for Spud. Before I sat up I naively felt around the bed hoping for it to be soaked from my water breaking. However, the bed was as dry as the desert and I groaned knowing that I had to hurry up and get ready for my commute to Richfield. My goal towards the end of the pregnancy was to have my water break in the bed so I could convince Evan that we needed a new mattress since this one was a hand-me-down and is on it's last leg.
When I arrived to work I was greeted by my co-workers inquiring about why I was at work and joking that the Best Buy Black Friday leak happened before my leak. I wasn't upset because I was fairly comfortable... just more anxious with the 'when factor.' As the day passed on I was reassured by my manager and director that it was okay to start working from home to be more comfortable and no one expected me to drive in each day now. I was stubborn and dismissed their offer for the next two days. Finally, on Thursday (11/13) I started my journey on working from home and believing that I would never have this baby.
On Friday (11/14) I had a doctor appointment and Dr. Greenbelt confirmed that Spud was definitely not coming anytime soon and she scheduled me to be induced the following Thursday night. I was heartbroken that this would be a cop-out because I was that person who wanted a natural birth and experience the excitement of my water breaking at home and rushing to the hospital with my husband. Not going to lie, I cried at the doctor's office... I cried to Evan... I cried to Claire from my small group. I just didn't understand why Spud was being so stubborn.
That weekend Evan and I devised a plan that we would just walk and walk and walk until Spud dropped out. It was cold out and I was not a fan of walking around the block and Mall of America was too far from the hospital just in case Spud came really fast, so we did the logical thing - we walked around furniture places to look for furniture for our basement. I must have been quite the sight because people would ask me when I was due and I would reply 4 days ago and their response was wide-eyed and mouth gapping. Finally Evan and I decided maybe this could be in our favor. So when the sales associate would ask about my due date and I would respond, we would than inquire if my water broke on that piece of furniture would we get a discount. Most just laughed, but one did have a good response. He said that we would receive free delivery with that piece of furniture! Classy :). Anyways, after a weekend of walking around all we had to show was a sectional and chair... no baby.
Time was ticking and I was getting desperate. During the next 4 days I tried pregnancy tea, jumping jacks, crazy dancing, spicy food, more walking, talking sweetly to my belly, squats, and optimistically thinking. All were a fail. On Thursday (11/20) I slowly packed my bags to go to the hospital at 7:30pm to be induced. I notified my work that today would be my last day, I lied to the curious neighbors, my friends, and my family about when I thought the baby was going to be born. I had no idea how the induction would go as I opted to not read anything before hand. At 7:30pm sharp we checked in.
Soon I was being introduced to the nurse that would be on shift that evening and the doctor explained how everything was going to go down. They explained that they were going to use prostaglandin that would take about 12 hours to ripen my cervix. Not fun. They also hooked me up to a few machines to monitor the contractions and the baby's heartbeat. When they hooked me up, they inquired if I had been have any contractions. My response - NONE. They re-asked the question and I said that all I have been having is a stomach ache and some soft stools. That's when they laughed and said that I was having contractions at that very moment and they were coming every 5-8 minutes and the machines were tracking them as fairly strong. I had no idea!! I was under the assumption that contractions would start in my back and radiate to my front. Instead what I was feeling was cramps that would go away when I shifted. I felt ridiculous, yet excited because this could mean that Spud would be gracing the world sooner than later. Needless to say that I did not sleep very well that night!
The next morning around 7:30am, the nurse and doctor came in and were a bit perplex by why the prostaglandin had not worked. They decided that they would move onto plan B - a
foley catheter. Let's just say if you want to make someone miserable try this. The foley catheter typically takes 4 hours to work (ripen the cervix). Since I had tested positive for GBS they needed to start me on the antibiotics at the same time and to kick things into action they also added pitocin. Basically the pitocin is suppose to progress the labor too and give you contractions. Now imagine having a tower of drugs being pumped into your system, a balloon trying to get the cervix ready, and having two other monitoring machines hooked onto you. I was not a happy camper, BUT this was only going to take 4 hours right?! Completely wrong. The foley catheter took 4x as long (16 hours) as predicted and finally fell out around 2:30am. The entire time they had cranked up the pitocin and antibiotics... I was puffy and tired.
Side note: I couldn't sleep so I started watching the morning news and they were doing a giveaway to Taylor Swift. I was convinced that I was the only human awake at 4:30am and had a fighting chance for those tickets. All I had to do was text in and than wait to see if I won. I was so excited that I finally broke down and texted my friend Stacie to tell her I was in the hospital and we were going to Taylor Swift once I got out of the hospital. I didn't win. Really folks, who is up at 4:30am and actually cares about T-Swift. Apparently me and 1 other person in the metro area. Lame-duck.
On Saturday morning (11/22) I had already gone through 2 doctors, several nurses, and too many cups of Orange Sherbet and Kiddie Cocktails to count. For someone who's last time in the hospital was when she was born I was pretty much a frazzled toad. Anyways, around 9am a new doctor and new nurse woke me up and announced they were going to break my water NOW. No time to brush my teeth, put in my contacts... NOW. Being awoken with this news ranks in the top 10 least favorite moments and definitely doesn't make me want to seize the day. So they broke the water and just had me sit there for the next 30 minutes. When they re-entered the nurse informed me that she gets off work at 7:30pm, and she was determined this baby was going to be born on her shift. Uffda. From there everything was a blur as they cranked the pitocin from 2 to 24. Finally around 2:30pm I gave in and requested an epidural.
The anesthesiologist tried to make jokes, but I was in tears and so I finally looked at him and told him - "I'm sure you are a very funny, nice man; but I don't think you are funny right now." A little blunt, but I was beside myself and here was this old man cracking jokes about childbirth! However, I must say I was so thankful for the epidural. After he gave it to me I felt so much better. I even took an hour nap.... honestly I'm not sure how, but I was exhausted and the pain meds were phenomenal.
At 3:55pm, the nurse (Torri) came in and told me it was go time. I never took a birthing class, so I wasn't quite sure what was going to be come other than a baby. She got me all set up, Evan stood by me and it was go time (TMI?) :). It wasn't that bad... until Torri said she needed to go and get something and she would be back in 5 minutes. Well 5 minutes turned into 25ish minutes. Evan was left there with me to instruct me to push and calm me down. All I kept saying was "SHE LIED TO ME! SHE LIED TO ME!" When Torri came back in the room I was so upset... like a mad cow. She explained that a lady had come into the hospital and her water had ruptured. They had to do an emergency C-section and it was all hands on deck. I forgave.
Finally Torri told me that it was time to get the doctor. When I heard that I knew the end was in sight. She paged the doctor and the response that I heard was... well not good. The person on the other end informed her the doctor was not around. Torri tried again, and again the same response. She tried a different doctor and there was no response. I had a response. As Evan tells it - this was probably the one time that he saw me truly mad. I spoke in a very strong voice - "What do you mean you can't find the doctor?!" "Find the doctor!" Let's just say Torri found the doctor pretty quickly after that.
At 5:33pm, Briggs Henry Jones entered the world. The doctors had predicated him to be 8 to 8.5 pounds, but Briggs has a different idea. He topped the scales at 9 pounds 7 ounces. When he came the doctors wanted us to do skin to skin time. This is where I do not win Mom of the Year Award. I told them to take him off because I needed to concentrate on what the doctor was doing to me. Evan went with Briggs to get his massive foot prints and get him all cleaned up. But before Evan went off he teary-eyed told me how proud he was of me and how Briggs was beautiful. Let's just say I was still a mess and didn't have any response.
To spare other details here are some of the best lines we had during this process -
- "I feel like Al Bundy just sitting in my white underwear." - As the nurses continued to check on me.
- "Is he hairy? He need to look like Chewbacca for how much heartburn I had." "He better have brown hair!" - The nurses told me he wasn't that hairy and he had brown hair.
- "Turn on the TV. I don't want to watch Planes! Turn on football." - I watched the Razorbacks during the whole labor process
- "Does that door in the ceiling hold confetti?" - Evan said this. That door was the light for the doctor; although I feel like confetti would have been a very nice touch.
- "I have no desire to cut the umbilical cord." - Evan
- "You can't push now." - Torri. "What do you mean I can't push now. I'm going to push NOW!" - Me. "I think it is okay if she pushes now." - Doctor.
- "Wow, he is a big baby." - All the nurses.
- "When do you want to go to Red Lobster?!" - Evan to me after giving birth.
- "Adoption may be easier the next time." - Evan
Overall it was an amazing experience and we received a wonderful gift from God - our little Briggs!
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| The look of milk satisfaction on day 3. |